This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize