He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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