Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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