so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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