He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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