Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
