Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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