the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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