why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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