If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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