I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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