your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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