you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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