actually, I'm a sock model
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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