Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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