when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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