I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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