I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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