it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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