If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
sex in a hospital.. check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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