THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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