I must be too annoying 4 u.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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