We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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