You work out of a Hotel?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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