Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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