i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im six kinds of drunk right now
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How external is "for external use only"?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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