You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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