He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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