Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he fucked my hip out of place.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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