I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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