is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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