I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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