he thought i was a dude.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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