I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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