Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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