So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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