i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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