I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early