somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"