STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help