I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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