Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
