Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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