About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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