Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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