Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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