Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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