I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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