dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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