mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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