you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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