if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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