the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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