I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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