come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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