So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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