so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Shame - the story of my life.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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