Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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